November 15, 2007
Wagons East
I awoke this morning without any recollection of how the trip has been going. While i was sleeping i dreamt i was in this land where animals talked to me and there was a Lion who ruled over all. The weird thing was he licked my face. I think i was supposed to say thank you but instead i licked his face back. It turns out all i has to say was thank you, where were you on that one Garth?
So far the land has been pretty boring. We went by this lady and started whistling at her and offering her beads and for some reason the guys started shooting their guns at us! I mean what was the big idea we were just trying to trade some beeds, we heard women like jewelry. Did they think we wanted something else? Maybe someday women will want to trade something for beads like a piece of bread or some fruit, but for now we will just have to expect to trade with people who understand us a little better.
I am attaching this picture I drew of us on the trail. I think i really got a lifelike drawing here as none of us have a mustache, and what the hell...there is a leprechaun in the picture as well. That must mean imaginationland is true and therefore terrorists are attacking my imagination. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..wait i did not draw that picture, i think jason did...
Here is the picture i drew:
The order from left to right is Juice, Jason, Slim, Neal and Robin.
Juice has the hat because was the only one smart enough to get one on this stage of the trip. Jason's hair is spikey and i have no idea how he does it, but somehow it is always styled. Chief Slim has the feather because he caught a phesant last week and liked the feather. Neal has the mustache because Neal is a player represent! Robin has chops because he just does.
Some other things to observe in this picture is the newly installed tap on the side of the wagon. We got this deal in Missouri with this beer place called Budweiser. They were not all that huge but said if we shard some tasty brew on the trail they would help us out along the way. So we put a tap on it and the party wagon has never been better! We celebrated hence all the booze sitting out. Also note the fish. I swear they were smiling at me. This drawing was done after a bit of celebrating getting to the river, but i felt it captured the mood when we got to the river.
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Mr. Robin, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I confess to the Lord our God that I have sinned.
:(
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