The snow actually held us up two days. We've travelled only 16 miles thus far and the snow has caused a white-out. When we started it was like ships upon the ocean on rolling waves of green from horizon to horizon. Now it's white everywhere. Slim's freak white spot on his sideburn is the only thing brighter.
We're thinking of tricking out our wagon. Spinners? Nice little flame decals perhaps?
We can't forget big fuzzy dice or even that disco ball. This has to serve dual purposes. This is obviously our wheels out west, but its a party pad too. You know, the chicks gotta dig the ride.
So if you can come up with some good ideas on how we can make this the premier wagon heading out west, we're all ears. If you think you're wagon is better, we'll play some good old wagon-chicken to prove who's really hot.
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I am thinking we put some hydraulics on the wagon so that when we pull in out west we will fit in with the gangs!
But i don't think we need "pimp" it out just yet. I mean we have to go through the folk mountains where we will want tye dye and the disco ball. Then we will go through a weird desert spot where we will need cowboy hats and boots. I mean we don;t want the natives getting restless.
I suppose that is why chief slim is with us, to guide us west and tell us what to do and what not. But at the same time that is why Jason is here, to blow the hell out of anything that crosses our path. Just imagine it other wagons out there: we are playing wagon-chicken and we shoot a rocket towards you and just like in the plays your wagon will blow up. That is right i said plays, you know those things where a bunch of actors get on stage and then one shoots one person and then that person never acts again.
Being an actor is so hard these days.
If there is still snow can i strap a board onto my feet and be dragged behind the wagon. We could call it getting awesomed!
You gotta go with a tinted wagon cover. Make sure it's darker than the legal limit for wagon cover tinting. If anybody asks tell them it came from the wagon shop that way. Make sure to spend an extra 50 cents and get a professional to do it.
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